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By Brett Stern

It really is each beer drinker's worst nightmare—a chilly brew in hand with out skill to open it. right here to the rescue is an imperative consultant that includes ninety nine how you can get the activity performed quickly utilizing something and every thing in sight as a bottle opener in a time of want. images and step by step directions for every approach stroll thirsty readers in the course of the paintings of commencing bottles, revealing the sensible use of such convenient on hand implements as a belt buckle, television distant, child carriage, puppy collar, ski binding, golfing membership, park bench, BBQ grill, garden mower, automated teller computing device, police vehicle, and lots of extra. Cheers!

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4 KEY 1 Place end of key under cap 2 Pry off cap 3 Drink 4 Don’t lose your keys 5 POCKET CHANGE 1 Spend the last of your cash on cheap beer 2 Reach into your pockets and realize you have spare change 3 While holding bottle securely, place lucky coin under cap 4 Pop off cap 5 Drink 6 CORKSCREW 1 First of all, why do you have a corkscrew and not a bottle opener? 2 Place tip of corkscrew under cap rim 3 Pry off cap 4 Drink beer not wine 7 PROPANE TANK 1 Go to store to refill grill’s propane tank 2 Pick up another six-pack of beer 3 Carry tank home and notice the metal frame of the hand support is a perfect bottle opener 4 Pry off cap 5 Drink 6 Enjoy the BBQ 8 BBQ GRILL 1 Stick cap in grill 2 Press down 3 Pour some beer on steaks 4 Drink 5 Don’t forget to flip the meat 9 PACKAGED ICE COOLER 1 Case of beer: check 2 Bag of chips: check 3 Bag of ice: check 4 Wedge cap under door 5 Pry off cap 6 Drink 10 BEER KEG TAP Eventually the keg will be empty.

These innovations allowed for the invention of a machine to fill the bottles with liquid and carbonation, a machine for securing or “crowning” the caps on the bottles, and of course the bottle cap opener. A prolific inventor with eighty-five patents, Painter was inducted into the Inventors Hall of Fame in 2006. To accompany each method, I have instituted a skill-rating system indicating the degree of difficulty. Easy Medium Hard I wish you luck and happy beer drinking! ALWAYS REMEMBER: Never drink from a bottle if you break the glass.

26 CAMERA 1 Buy an expensive camera 2 Place cap in flash hot shoe 3 Gently pry cap off metal frame 4 Drink 5 Turn on auto focus and shoot some pictures 27 POOL BRIDGE 1 Bet double or nothing you can open beer using something on pool table 2 Get pool bridge kept on side of pool table 3 Place cap in bridge opening 4 Press down 5 Don’t spill any beer on the felt 6 Win the bet 7 Drink 28 PING-PONG PADDLE 1 Hit final kill shot to win match 2 Grab a beer and place paddle handle under cap 3 Pop cap off 4 Be a good sport and open another for your opponent 5 Drink 29 TV REMOTE CONTROL 1 Lie on couch watching the game 2 Get up during commercial for another beer 3 Lie back down, realize you didn’t open beer 4 Find TV remote on coffee table 5 Place remote under cap and pop off* 6 Drink * If you can do this while still lying on couch and not spilling on yourself, you are a pro.

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